I know every single Sunday school teacher has pounded this in your head by now but for the sake of xanga lets say it again. Islam is a way of life. The scope of Islam and life should be fully convergent. To be a muslim to me, is to strike a balance of fulfilling our duties to Allah but at the same time enjoying this life. However if you look closely at our communities we hardly find any individual who can really fit perfectly into that description. Many in our communities have strayed away from Islam in search of fun whereas others due to their love for Islam have made Islam a pain for themselves and others. Yes I know I probably don’t know what I am talking about but I’ll talk anyway. Now you might be thinking what is the point of all this… well the point is if you are at any one of these extremes you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Son!!
At one extreme we have Mullah Fuckruddin. He is one of those people that come up to roll your pants when you are in the middle of a salah and after the salah, he looks at you while shaking his head and says astakfirallah. These niggers are crazy they pop outa nowhere when you are talking to friends. And when they pop out, you just change the topic from how roast beef is the bomb at portillos to how zabiha meat at Italian express is the way to go. I mean im sure you have met these niggaz somewhere. These niggaz take life a little too seriously. If you haven’t met them, you can spot them holding the partition bedshiiitts at ur next msa dinner. These are some cold-blooded people with their quotes that make you feel like your going to hell. This is what a typical conversation looks like when you are around these niggers.
Friend 1: what did your grandpa tell your father?
Friend 2: hmm I dunno….what?
Friend 1: he said I want levitra pills
Both Friends 1 and 2: hahahahaha
Mullah Fuckruddin: Brothers I think I should tell you this because the Prophet (s.) said and its recorded in sahih bukhari “By Allah if you knew what I know, you would weep much and laugh little”
Friend 1: But…
Mullah Fuckruddin: brother please!! no buttss
Friend 2: see..
Mullah Fuckruddin: no brother PLEASE!! Don’t disrespect the Prophet (s.).
I know this or something like this has happened to you many times. I mean come on!! I can’t be the only one.
 Fuckruddin when he is looking at ur sister.
Nevertheless on the other extreme we have Mo. His real name is Muhammed Saeed. Yah you know all you Saeed are corroupt. It’s a joke people I kidd I kidd…. I love akber and family. Okay now getting back on the extreme topic. Mo is too ashamed to call himself a muslim. He is one of those people that get forced to go to taraweeh by his mom and gets caught giving dawa to a sister in the back seat of his car. im telling you these kinda niggaz are crazzzyyy.. I mean im sure you have met these kinda niggaz somewhere. These niggaz take life for granted. If you haven’t met them, you can spot them listening to a Hamza Yusuf lecture at the Hilton lobby during ISNA. The only good thing I can say about these niggaz is that they don’t eat pork, because pork is haram. So anyways, this is what a typical conversation looks like when you are around the masjid with these niggaz….
Mo: sister do you wana talk about the hereafter cuz you know what I am here after…
Sister Hojabi: haha that is such a cute pick up line
Mo: yah I know mashallah I made it myself
Mo’s friend: nigga please!!
Sister Hojabi: you are so talented
Mo: do you wana go on a halal date, sister?
Sister Hojabi slaps him and goes away saying: im a hojabi not a slut
 This is Mo in his Calvn klein.
So lemme say this again and end this post. To be a muslim to me, is to strike a balance of fulfilling our duties to Allah but at the same time enjoying this life. And yes what I said was most probably wrong, so just use you your head instead.
Finally, please make dua for me. I been a little shaken, worried, mad and sad all at the same time. So please keep me in your duas….. | 
